America in 2038

America news, year 2038

US President Diego Benicio Cardoso Escobar is pressing for amendments to the Torture-All-them-Foreigners Act, signed into law by George Dubya Boosh in 2006 to much celebration by members of Boosh's Red-Necks-R-Us Party.
The Torture-All-them-Foreigners Act allowed for authorities to connect shady looking Arab foreigners to the national electricity grid, allowed soldiers to have dogs have a go at nude prisoners and force them to listen to rock-n-roll, among other tactics to make them stop their whining already and admit they were terrorists. Now, President Escobar is pushing members of his party to push through far reaching amendments to the Act.
“Buenas tardes (good afternoon). No more mercy for these extranjero (foreigners). Jamas. No more gringos. Thank you very much. Diego has left the building.”
The law should be amended to allow the policia to frisk any member of the white minority race at any time the policia feel like it, especially if they are known to have been past or current members of the Red-Necks-R-Us party, the President told a press conference on the lush grounds of the White House.
As Cardoso upped the ante in Washington, police across Texas cracked down on a protest march by members of the Bring-English-Back-to-our-Schools-and-For-Gawd’s-Sake-Stop-Singing-The-Star-Spangled-Banner-in-Spanish pressure group, one of many white rights outfits to emerge in recent years.
White sheets and hoods were confiscated from the protestors. Historians say some of the material was last used by members of an ancient tribe, the Ku Klux Klan, which once dominated America.

Zimbabwe in 2016

October, 20, year 2016

In Harare, President Robert Mugabe’s spokesman, Professor Arthur Mutambara, denied as “counter-revolutionary diatribe”, a report on popular internet news website, DieZimbabweDieAllYouMuthafkcers.com, which claimed it’s sources had seen the country’s leader being stretchered into a remote Himalayan monastery where he is to receive special Chinese treatment for a mysterious bone disease.

“I mean, look,” Professor Mutambara told a press conference. “His Excellency, King Gushungo, The Roaring Lion of Zvimba, Rampaging Black Elephant, The Great Crowing Cockerel of the Bright Early Morning Rising Sun, has told you people, countless times, that his bones have been strong like those of a 28 year old since he turned 82. What more do you want to hear?”

A reporter from The Independent, recently acquired by Jongwe Printers, asked whether pictures could be made available of the President, “to convince this brood of vipers gathered here that His Excellency, King Gushungo, The Roaring Lion of Zvimba, Rampaging Black Elephant, The Great Crowing Cockerel of the Bright Early Morning Rising Sun, is still very much more lively than a well fed puppy and his skin still smoother than a baby’s bottom.”
The press conference was abruptly ended at that point.